Sick of TWITCHING Web Pages

I'm sick of TWITCHING web pages. Flash torture, eyeball waterboarding. Crap. I click away to another site or block with a Post-It. Clueless advertisers; clueless sites.

In trying to attract attention, they make visitors run away. Like those asshole commercials on television that turn the sound way up. I mute those, switch channels, head for the bathroom.

The Web's already got enough bad crap without imitating television. here are some examples of good sites gone bad with Macromedia abuse.

You get the picture.